MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE
This is a blatant violation of trust
YOU LYING FUCKS I SPENT MY WHOLE LIFE ADMIRING THE BRICK LAYERS THAT ALWAYS LAY THE BRICKS NEAT AND PERFECTLY LINED UP HOLY SHIT I LOOK UP TO YOU HOW COULD YOU
I’m putting my cat on a vegan diet.
"how could you do that! that’s animal abuse"
No it’s not. a vegan-only diet is actually very healthy for them.
"cats are carnivores. they need to eat meat"
I know. that’s why it’s a vegan-only diet. I feed them only the finest vegans I can find.
I was about to go off on you
fun fact: if a persons body oder smells good to you that means they have an immune system basically opposite of yours! this happens so the chances of finding a mate with the opposite immune system is greater and the chances that any offspring you produce together will have a stronger immune system is greater.
spongebob hitting people where it hurts
a lone man begs for mercy in an unforgiving world
okay so my friend Sai-chan linked this pic to me and without any context it looks like Hiruma is a weirdly obsessed jock flirting with Mamori.
Sai Chan: hiruma looks like he’s going to EAT HER
Sai Chan: also his pants are really high
bananagator: also this looks like a romance comedy …though really it’s only a few tiers below an ACTUAL rom com
bananagator: *stares intensely at u*
then I proceeded to fill in dumb captions:
- 'HAY GURL HAY'
- 'I am going to tap that so hard omg'
- 'CAN'T WAIT TO MAKE YOU FALL IN LOVE WITH ME'
- 'you know what you're wearing? girlfriend material'
- 'chicks dig when guys pull their pants up too high right?'
Sai Chan: hiruma no
Sai Chan: you’ll get a wedgie
- 'are you dating? no? you are now. it's me'
- 'a number one guy for a number one gal amirite or what?'
Sai Chan: … you know he… kinda looks like a 1 if you like turn him sideways
goddammit Sai i will never unsee that now
this concludes another dumb adventure with me and my friend i’m so sorry
a fox wearing a fox mask. how mysterious.
palette is from colourpod
here’s the version on dA